Your Mom!

Jul 29

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Jul 29

sixpenceee:

What kind of horrible lab was this

Jul 29

tasteforthetasteless:

Kevin Peterson-

Jul 29

creepy-stuff-i-just-made-up:

The Pencee Scarecrows 

On April 30, 2009, Pencee McLane left with five of her closest friends on a camping trip. What occurred to Pencee and her friends that night has become a mystery for the ages.

It’s reported that the group arrived at their planned destination at 7 PM. The group made camp and spent the night drinking and having a good time. When Pencee awoke the following morning, all of the people in her group were gone.

Upon investigating the campsite, she found nothing out of the ordinary.

The SUV was still there.

The tents were still there. All of the group’s food and clothing was still in their respective tents.

Nothing had been disturbed.

She spent the next hour texting and calling her friends, but not one person responded. She even called their parents. Beginning to panic, Pencee called the police.

Authorities arrived on scene, but were just as confused as Pencee. No signs of struggle, no signs of other people.

The strangest thing to come out of the initial investigation was the discovery that the only footprints at the campsite were Pencee’s.

Bizarre, right?

It gets worse.

On May 1, 2010, the first body appeared.

Sara Paella was found in the middle of a field, right on the spot where the original group camped. As seen in the pictures above, her desiccated corpse was found tied to a rough crucifix with barbed wire. A stitched burlap sack was thrown over her head and a collar of barbed wire adorned her neck.

Police determined that the cause of death was strangulation with the barbed wire.

On May 1, 2011, the second body appeared. Kitty Sigmon was found crucified across the street from where Pencee was living at the time. The crucifix appeared in her neighbor’s backyard. Residents on the street all reported that the only thing they heard that night was a droning noise that sounded like a plane.

Pencee McLane relocated to a new city shortly after this occurred.

On May 1, 2012, the third body appeared. Melissa Green was found crucified and hung with barbed wire. Once again, the body appeared across the street from where Pencee McLane lived. This time in the front yard.

Pencee once again moved to a new city.

On May 1, 2013, the fourth body appeared. Willis Timmermen was found crucified in Pencee’s own front yard, his body in the same shape as the others.

May 1, 2014 will be here soon and the fifth member of the group still hasn’t been found.

I wonder where that scarecrow will appear…

Jul 29
Jul 29
firecannotkillabadwolf:

If you don’t love Maisie Williams you are wrong.

firecannotkillabadwolf:

If you don’t love Maisie Williams you are wrong.

Jul 29
Jul 28

dirtyheadkevin:

Footage of Bradley from Sublime playing the 1st verse and chorus to Badfish

Jul 28

dearloser said: Carpet of Flowers. If I'm in green, I've never had a game where it didn't function better than a Sol Ring early in the game, and it's ten times better (often literally!) in the mid game. Worth it even in a color that has a lot of manaramp available.

commandollar:

WOW. Why have I never seen this card before?!?! Seriously folks, look at this-

Sheesh

Jul 28

missmagrathea:

"So touch me or don’t, just let me know where you’ve been.”

Jul 28
sekigan:

新東京 NEOTOKYO | shogun | Pinterest
Jul 28
Jul 28

disneywise:

silverdusting:

rumbellelyrics:

laciepanda:

darkmasterplan:

Awww, Disney princesses as cuties with their pets. Lovely. Just take a look at Belle and her Beast. I am melting over here. Adorable.

Don’t forget the mother princess of them all!

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omg they’re all happy and then Meg’s just like “you’re kidding right”

LITTLE KUZCO THO AWWW

I feel for little Meg.

Jul 28

mtgfan:

mtghighschool:

"Real Japanese."

- Gideon

I’m just gonna go ahead and bring this back.

Jul 28